How does this thing work?
...he said, pointing to his brain.

Today I have to write my first essay in about 5 years. Luckily, it only has to be 1000-1500 words (about 2 1/2 to 3 pages) without footnotes, bibliography, etc. Hopefully, I can get the academic side of my brain working properly... the rust has been scraped off, but it still needs oil. The paper was originally due tomorrow, but he gave all of us an extension until Wednesday. I'm going to be a nerd and shoot for handing it in tomorrow anyway.

-RP-